It's not like the stuff is flamable or anything ...

Tonight on the way home, Fran and I stopped to fill her car with gas. As we were standing there filling up the tank, a car pulls in behind us. The driver not only leaves the vehicle running, but stands there happily smoking a cigarette while he starts to fill his own car. We were very happy to finish up with our own fill-up and get the Hell out of there as quickly as we possibly could. It's not that I object to Darwinism in action, I just prefer to not be within range when it happens.