Seeking carbon-based life form for position

Apparently insurance companies are really in dire need of insurance salespeople or something. After spending a good deal of time updating my various profiles on several job sites I've gotten at least five generic emails regarding such a position ... not an actual job offer, you understand, but simply an email telling me about the wonderful opportunities that await me if only I'd come join their company. This, despite more than 18 years of IT experience and nothing indicating that I am in anyway experienced or interested in insurance sales. The worst part is that I'd at least consider it as a stop-gap alternative if there was even a hint that the people sending me these offers had read my resume past the email address field. As it stands, these 'offers' have 'SCAM' written all over them in large glowing letters.